Liz Splatt

Liz Splatt is a cornfed, Austin Texas based comedian thriving in the dirty cracks of the comedy world. Being effortlessly thicc and hilarious her whole life, Lizbegan her comedy career at a sexy little gas station open mic of Denton Texas. Since moving to Austin Lizhas worked with some of the biggest names in comedy and it wasn’t even because they wanted to smash. Liz successfully auditioned to join the first class of Door Guys at Joe Rogan’s Comedy Mothership. Shortly after that Liz Splatt (commonly known as The Splattapuss) won the title of Funniest Comedian in Austin 2024. This opened up the doors to performing in Moontower Comedy Festival 2025. Also in 2025, she was a drop dead killer on the Skankfest Vegas. Liz has also been on Kill Tony many times and is beloved on the show (don’t check reddit). She is the primary feature act on the road for beloved Kill Tony Regular Ari Matti. You may think she’s just another loud lady who would be hot for a P.E. coach but Liz Splatt is actually pretty funny, for a girl.